Lunch Box Wisdom 8 May 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 8 May 2020...

" Today i realized thatthe word 'bed' actually  lookslike a bed."

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Lunch Box Wisdom 3 Apr 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 3 Apr 2020...

" Quarantine life + cute outfit =
I didn't see anyone today so I'm wearing this again tomorrow.  "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 20 Mar 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 20 Mar 2020...

" I don't care where we eat, as long as it's not the 7 places you just named. " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 13 Mar 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 13 Mar 2020...

" I like hashtags because they look like waffles! Yum!  "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 6 Mar 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 6 Mar 2020...

" Even adults need a time-out chair. I'll take mine on asandy beach. "

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Lunch Wisdom Box 21 Feb 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 21 Feb 2020...

" No, I don't really 'rise and shine' Most days I just caffeinate and then hope for the best. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 7 Feb 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 7 Feb 2020...

" There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday... Boom SHAKALAKA " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 31 Jan 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 31 Jan 2020...

" My idea of a superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 24 Jan 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 24 Jan 2020...

" Well shit. Now what? " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 17 Jan 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 17 Jan 2020...

" I can't  get out of bed. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 10 Jan 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 10 Jan 2020...

" Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you're doing. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 3 Jan 2020...

Lunch Box Wisdom 3 Jan 2020...

" I think I need professional help... a chef, a butler and a maid"

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Lunch Box Wisdom 27 Dec 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 27 Dec 2019...

" Alexa... take down. The Christmas decorations. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 20 Dec 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 20 Dec 2019...

" Dear Santa, Before I explian... how much do you already know? " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 13 Dec 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 13 Dec 2019...

" You know you're old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much their mortgage is. "

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Lunch Box Wisdom 6 Dec 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 6 Dec 2019...

" How would you describe yourself?  Me: Verbally,  but I have also prepared a dance. " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 22 Nov 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 22 Nov 2019...

" I KNOW MY LIMITS  I don't pay attention to them, but I know them."

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Bonus Lunch Box Wisdom 9 Nov 2019...

Bonus Lunch Box Wisdom 9 Nov 2019...

" I'm loosing my mind but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I need I pee, I should be ok. :-)"

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Lunch Box Wisdom 9 Nov 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 9 Nov 2019...

" I'm just going to put an "out of order" sticker on my fore head & call it a day! " 

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Lunch Box Wisdom 18 Oct 2019...

Lunch Box Wisdom 18 Oct 2019...

" All of the dust and cobwebs in my house just became decorations. Thanks Halloween! "

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